Future Tau Bates,
We’re excited to have you as members of the Nevada Beta chapter! To complete your initiation process, you’ll have to schedule an interview with us and submit your resume. The interview will involve questions about quantum mechanics and fluid dynamics but mostly structural analysis and numerical methods for solving partial differential equations.
Just kidding. We just want to get to know you. We’ll ask about your personality, hobbies, and interests. You’ll do great.
Click here to give your available times, and I’ll email you your scheduled time and date in a few days.
Please email your resume to email@example.com. It’s just a formality.